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Offe\u010dka Jable\u010dna<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>
Siri for president of the world!<\/div>
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\u0160koda, \u017ee Apple ned\u011bl\u00e1 nic pro to, aby jeho z\u00e1kazn\u00edci byli chyt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed.\ud83d\ude14<\/div>
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To je pom\u011brn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 \u00favaha. Budu soudit inteligenci \u010dlov\u011bka, podle toho, \u017ee kdy\u017e preferuje jinou zna\u010dku ne\u017e j\u00e1, mus\u00ed p\u0159eci z\u00e1konit\u011b b\u00fdt hloup\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Jen m\u016fj n\u00e1zor, moje preference a vkus jsou dobr\u00e9, ostatn\u00ed jsou debiln\u00ed p\u00f3vl. Tohle jsi t\u00edm cht\u011bl \u0159\u00edct? V\u00e1\u017en\u011b? Tak to jsi potom ov\u0161em nejsp\u00ed\u0161 IQ n\u011bkde nad prvokem :( Idioty najde\u0161 \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ude, dokonce i u lid\u00ed s absolutn\u011b libovoln\u00fdm telefonem a nikde jich nen\u00ed v\u00edc prvoku :-)<\/div>
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Berule m\u00e1 pravdu \ud83d\udc4d<\/div>
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Zapomn\u011bl jsi dodat, \u017ee ten prvok m\u00e1 nesoum\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed IQ ne\u017e iPho\u0148\u00e1k, tak\u017ee zas tak \u0161patn\u011b na tom nejsem.<\/div>
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Nev\u00edm kdo je \u201ciPho\u0148\u00e1k\u201d, ale pokud to m\u00e1 b\u00fdt ka\u017ed\u00fd u\u017eivatel Apple za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, tak jsi nejen prvok, ale hlavn\u011b egoistick\u00e9 mor\u00e1ln\u00ed dno. To nen\u00ed zrovna tajn vizitka, co mysl\u00ed\u0161? ;-)<\/div>
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Moc se omlouv\u00e1m za iPho\u0148\u00e1ka... Cht\u011bl jsem toti\u017e napsat iDiot. Jen jsem necht\u011bl, abys bre\u010del moc hlasit\u011b. A jestli ti slovo iPho\u0148\u00e1k p\u0159ijde natolik \u0161patn\u00e9, anebo tak moc ur\u00e1\u017eliv\u00e9, abych za to pat\u0159il na to tv\u00e9 \"egoistick\u00e9 mor\u00e1ln\u00ed dno\", tak jsi tu v\u0161em dok\u00e1zal, \u017ee jsi skute\u010dn\u011b v\u00fdstavn\u00ed butthurt.\ud83d\ude02<\/div>
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Berule = r\u016f\u017ee = \u017eensk\u00fd rod = koncovka \u00e1. A to, \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 probl\u00e9m s ch\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm textu je absolutn\u011b v po\u0159\u00e1dku. I jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed lid\u00e9 jsou t\u0159eba.<\/div>
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Z tv\u00e9ho koment\u00e1\u0159e c\u00edt\u00edm zoufalstv\u00ed. To je jako kdybych j\u00e1 vyt\u00e1hl, \u017ee jsi blb\u00e1, proto\u017ee neum\u00ed\u0161 \u010d\u00e1rky ve v\u011bt\u00e1ch.<\/div>
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Nn to ty jsi u\u017e \u00fapln\u011b mimo t\u00e9ma a chyt\u00e1\u0161 se kokotin :-)<\/div>
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U\u017e t\u011b nech\u00e1m, proto\u017ee mi t\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00fdt l\u00edto.<\/div>
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Jasn\u00fd, m\u011b je t\u011b l\u00edto celou dobu. Ono \u017e\u00edt s pokroucen\u00fdm charakterem, jak\u00fdm tv\u016fj je, nen\u00ed taky \u00fapln\u011b fajn, \u017ee?<\/div>
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Mn\u011b se s n\u00edm \u017eije moc dob\u0159e.\ud83e\udd70 A nau\u010d se psan\u00ed mn\u011b\/m\u011b, chytrol\u00ednko.\ud83d\ude44<\/div>
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J\u00e1 nep\u00ed\u0161u slohovku, ani nic na n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u00farovni, tak\u017ee si klidn\u011b budu ps\u00e1t hovorov\u011b a v\u016fbec mi to nebude trhat \u017e\u00edly :-)<\/div>
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V\u00fdmluvy na \u00farovni cik\u00e1n\u011bte.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/div>
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To m\u00e1\u0161 no :-)<\/div>
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To nem\u016f\u017ee ud\u011blat, proto\u017ee potom by to nikdo nekoupil. Apple by tak \u0161el s\u00e1m proti sob\u011b.<\/div>
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Apple toti\u017e p\u0159i\u0161el na to, \u017ee na lidsk\u00e9 hlouposti se vyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1 nejl\u00e9pe. Vsad\u00edm se, \u017ee na to m\u00e1 i patent.\ud83d\ude06 Stejn\u011b jako m\u00e1 patent na \u010dtverec a na obd\u00e9ln\u00edk.\ud83d\ude02<\/div>
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Podle tv\u00fdch koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f, ty m\u00e1\u0161 zase patent na koso\u010dtverec.<\/div>
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D\u011bkuji.\ud83d\ude02<\/div>
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Je nevrl\u00e1, proto\u017ee ti za ten patent mus\u00ed platit, aby to mohla pou\u017e\u00edvat \ud83d\ude02<\/div>
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J\u00e1 ne, ale ty jist\u011b ano :-)<\/div>
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Ne, oni to to prej plat\u00ed jen iove\u010dky. Androi\u010f\u00e1ci to maj\u00ed zdarma. \ud83d\ude0f<\/div>
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\u0158ekl jsi Androi\u010f\u00e1k? ANDROI\u010e\u00c1K??!! Ty pat\u0159\u00ed\u0161 ke mn\u011b na egoistick\u00e9 mor\u00e1ln\u00ed dno, proto\u017ee nazvat u\u017eivatele Androidu Androi\u010f\u00e1kem je stejn\u011b zavr\u017een\u00edhodn\u00e9, jako nazvat u\u017eivatele iPhonu iPho\u0148\u00e1kem. V\u00edtej, brat\u0159e!<\/div>
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Lep\u0161\u00ed b\u00fdt bratr prvok, ne\u017e bratr u\u017eivatel iphonu \ud83d\ude02<\/div>
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My ale nejsme prvoci, my jsme prvok\u016fm evolu\u010dn\u011b nad\u0159azen\u00ed narozd\u00edl od iDiot\u016f.\ud83d\ude05<\/div>
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Nn ty jsi mor\u00e1ln\u00ed dno a to je \u00fapln\u011b to posledn\u00ed. To je takov\u00e1 ta l\u016fza o kterou si i \u201cidioti\u201d ot\u00edraj\u00ed boty, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b na ni plivnou. Viz dva anonymn\u00ed \u00fa\u010dty, kde si je\u0161t\u011b notuje\u0161.<\/div>
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Oni ti iDioti nic jin\u00e9ho neum\u00ed. Pro n\u011b je l\u016fza ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo nem\u00e1 iPhone, anebo \u0159ekne cokoliv negativn\u00edho na \u00fa\u010det svat\u00e9ho Jablka.<\/div>
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Jo no. Kdyby nepat\u0159ila na mor\u00e1ln\u00ed dno, jako my, tak by se p\u0159ece povznesla nad negativn\u00ed koment\u00e1\u0159e o applu. Evidentn\u011b nen\u00ed sle\u010dna tak svat\u00e1, jak si o sob\u011b mysl\u00ed. \ud83d\ude03<\/div>
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P\u0159esn\u011b... O nic lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e my a mus\u00ed se tu nad n\u00e1s povy\u0161ovat.\ud83d\ude44<\/div>
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J\u00e1 nem\u00e1m pot\u0159ebu se povy\u0161ovat nad nikoho. J\u00e1 jen nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed tu pot\u0159ebu maj\u00ed. Tak\u017ee si p\u00e1nov\u00e9 poho\u0148te svoje mikropenisy, ale ka\u017ed\u00fd stejn\u011b v\u00ed, \u017ee jste \u0161p\u00edny, proto\u017ee m\u00e1te pot\u0159ebu ur\u00e1\u017eet lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed pou\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed jinou platformu ne\u017e vy :-)<\/div>
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Si p\u0159e\u010dti, co jsi psala a potom se omluv, \u017ee jsi napsala, \u017ee nem\u00e1\u0161 pot\u0159ebu se nad nikoho povy\u0161ovat. \ud83d\ude03<\/div>
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Ale kdy\u017e jsem ti s n\u00edm nakl\u00e1dal zezadu, tak ti zrovna mikro nep\u0159i\u0161el. Tak\u017ee tady alespo\u0148 nel\u017ei.\ud83d\ude11<\/div>
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Pro\u010d se podepisuje\u0161 dv\u011bma nicky? :D Ono je to takov\u00fd stra\u0161n\u011b nen\u00e1padn\u00fd, kdy\u017e jeden nap\u00ed\u0161e a za p\u00e1r minut se v\u017edy p\u0159ipoj\u00ed ten druh\u00fd a za\u010dne mu notovat :D<\/div>
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Jsem schizofrenik.\ud83e\udd7a<\/div>
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M\u00e1 pravdu, je schizofrenik. \ud83d\ude03<\/div>
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Letos pl\u00e1nujeme Schizo Pride.\ud83d\ude07<\/div>
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Tak si jej u\u017eij a zase si v rozmez\u00ed minut podpo\u0159e sv\u016fj pok\u0159ivenej pohled na sv\u011bt :-)<\/div>
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Hele, p\u0159esouv\u00e1na se k jin\u00e9mu t\u00e9matu. Tohle je u\u017e star\u00e9. Jestli se s n\u00e1mi chce\u0161 d\u00e1l bavit (zat\u00edm to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee ano), tak si n\u00e1s vyhledej u jin\u00e9ho t\u00e9matu. Pac a pusu<\/div>
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\u017de by byl n\u011bjak\u00fd n\u00e1pad i jejich to u\u017e asi nehroz\u00ed. Kupuj\u00ed cel\u00e9 firmy s jejich projekty, kter\u00e9 potom vyd\u00e1vaj\u00ed za sv\u00e9 d\u00edlo. Wow<\/div>
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Zbyte\u010dnost, nic se nezm\u011bn\u00ed, bude to st\u00e1le o parn\u00edk pozadu ne\u017e konkurence. A jestli Google d\u00e1 \u010de\u0161tinu tak siri bude mit sm\u016flu.<\/div>
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:D Poroz! Pozor! Majitel k\u0159i\u0161\u0165\u00e1lov\u00e9 koule! Pokud chcete v\u011bd\u011bt jestli budete bohat\u00ed, zdrav\u00ed a \u0161\u0165astn\u00ed, tento p\u00e1n v\u00e1m to jist\u011b mile r\u00e1d vyv\u011b\u0161t\u00ed. A proto\u017ee to je dal\u0161\u00ed z \u0159ady android nadlid\u00ed, je\u0161t\u011b si u toho kopne do iOS, kter\u00e9 jej sice v\u016fbec nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, proto\u017ee je na hovno, ale stejn\u011b mus\u00ed ps\u00e1t koment\u00e1\u0159 na v\u0161e od Apple... to aby jste v\u011bd\u011bli jak je Apple, iOS, Apple Watch, iMac atd \u00fapln\u011b k ni\u010demu.<\/div>
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Mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u00e1 jen p\u0159ehled, logick\u00e9 my\u0161len\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci, co jin\u00fdm chyb\u00ed. Pokud n\u011bkdo \u010dek\u00e1 siri v \u010de\u0161tin\u011b, tak upadl na hlavu. To nebude nikdy(na to nepot\u0159ebuje\u0161 kouli). Stejn\u011b jako dal\u0161\u00ed funkce a slu\u017eby, za kter\u00e9 z\u00e1kazn\u00edk u n\u00e1s plat\u00ed a u n\u00e1s nefunguj\u00ed, nebo pouze v ciz\u00edm jazyce. V tomhle je Google opravdu nap\u0159ed. To v\u00e1s konstatov\u00e1n\u00ed faktu tak vyvede z rovnov\u00e1hy? P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b to zkuste hodit za hlavu a zhluboka d\u00fdchejte.<\/div>
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Reakce byla na to, \u017ee se nic nezm\u011bn\u00ed. Kdyby se necht\u011bli nic m\u011bnit, tak snad nekupuj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed firmu, \u017ee? :-)<\/div>
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